No matter what you do or what you try, they're always gonna suck. So what am I tryin to get with all this? *burps* I'm sayin women suck. Uh, you know and I'm not really sexist, I know my comments are very sexist, but if women would just get their head out of their ass you know, they could do probably almost as much as a man can, but they don't even bother trying 'cause they're so fuckin worthless anymore *chuuggs*. They're not Model T's but they're still cars, stainless still. Thomas Edison built electricity and light bulbs and all that good shit, fuckin Henry Ford built the Model T cars that *sighs* now everyone drives.
*looks at ceiling* a good lifelong partner if she gets her head on straight.
*chugs* And you tried fuckin her, "OI don't view women as sex objects, I view them as. The head of my dick she couldn't go past it. *burps* Oh bwa fuckit! She couldn't go past the head. *burps* The girl I dated after that, she gave me like the worseless, worth. we went our separate ways and I said basically "fuck you" and the rest is history. But the bitch turned psycho! September 2000. I was layin over there by that window and I was railin her snatch like there's no tomorrow. about how TMI it is okay, if it's too much information just click it off, aight. I'm gonna be fuckin open and honest, I don't give a FUCK. I know a lot of people especially trolls say 'oh you never gotten pussy, you never gotten laid,' listen to me alright, listen to me good. Go to *chugs* *grimaces* Not only does it feel like real pussy and it doesn't give you any headaches, any trouble, it feels like, it feels like the real deal. *burps* If you're seriously a horny toad and you fuckin need pussy, and you, some o' you prollyolly heard this from trolls or you heard it from somebody, don't be ashamed. Okay first of all, I'm not trying to be disgusting, I'm trying to be realistic. I gotta tell you something, uh, one thing. “We saw a lot of adults oddly wearing around those idiotic looking Minions beanie hats, and figured why not stick with the times and absolutely fucking ruin something,” said Hasbro CEO Grayson Horvath stubbing out a cigarette into a an Angry Birds shrimp deveiner.Aright here's part two of my woman hate blog, uh, thing. A gruesome game of a chicken to see who blinks first, the customer or the crudely fashioned Minions fleshlight. Licensed Fleshlights are generally reserved for porn stars, and or beloved glory holes, but because virtually everything in existence is branded or licensed, and because our species has devolved to a point in which this particular licensing seems like a good idea, die hard Minions fans will be able to finally prove just how dedicated they actually are. It will continue to evolve and cater to the depravity of humankind, as evident in the newly minted Minions Fleshlight launched by Hasbro.
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Its brain matter won’t be found on the sidewalk like a Furby after being bludgeoned with a sock full of quarters due to paranoia after smoking a cigarette dipped in formaldehyde. It won’t be mercifully put down like a Paddington Bear overrun with rabies behind the woodshed after a couple of 40’s of King Cobra. New Carlisle, Indiana-The dying toy industry isn’t done fighting yet.